Coconnie.

The first two lines of 30 Rock.

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chubby-bunnies:

“Just because YOU don’t find me attractive, does NOT mean I am unattractive.”

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flyingfreakflag:

Jimmy Kimmel Tricked People At Coachella Into Professing Their Love For Bands That Don’t Exist
I love this clip. I love it so much. So, so much. Like, T—-H—-I—-S much. Here’s what’s happened: Jimmy Kimmel Live sent a correspondent to Coachella to ask some of the quasi-hippies in attendance about a bunch of hip, new bands that played this year’s festival. As you can imagine, people were very excited to talk about how much they love the innovative, fun sound of bands like The Chelsea Clintons, or how they used to spin Two Door Cinema Club’s debut album, DJ Cormeal, on their Canadian community radio station, like, all the time.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

yes yes a thousand times yes

Can we just appreciate that when a white dude in a war bonnet and face paint showed up the interviewer said “did you know Coachella is a Native American word for ‘dumb white guy?’”

THIS IS EVERYTHING

fuchsimeon:

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reblogallthenerdythings:

we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever please disregard my shitty editing skills

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

It’s more amazing when you think that the new language was developed almost exclusively through indirect communication.

Man I wish I still had linguisitics classes because I am sure this totally counts as a pidgin language…

IM PROUD TO BE THE YOUTH OF AMERICA!

aknightinplaidarmor:

this is actually really good and basically compressed the two weeks of english class we spent on this book into like three minutes.

my only thing is that gatsby is totally the main character, just because the book isn’t told through his eyes doesn’t make him any less of the protagonist. nick is documenting this microcosm of the destruction of his society and his relatively less dick-ish-ness serves to distance him and make him almost a third party participant and definitely anything but the main character of the novel.

he’s a protagonist but he sure as fuck isn’t the protagonist.

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YO I THINK SHE LOOK GOOD.

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